LIFE INSTRUCTIONS

Child 1: This game doesn’t have directions.

Child 2: So?

Child 1: So how do you know if you are playing it right?

Child 2: It’s fun. When a game is fun you’re playing it right.

Posted on December 20, 2010 via Dallas Clayton with 42 notes

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I noticed you had enough time this afternoon to post two witty status updates on Facebook but not enough time to return my text message.

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Posted on December 20, 2010 via Shit My Dad Doesn't Say with 118 notes

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Posted on December 9, 2010

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I being a waitress, would hate this.

Life Instructions

I noticed you had enough time this afternoon to post two witty status updates on Facebook but not enough time to return my text message.